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قصة قصيرة :

سالتني لماذا خرج د. اياد علاوي من البرلمان .قلت ساخرا ؛
زعل العصفور على بيدر الدخن . ضحكت زميلتي وقالت
قيم الرگاع من ديرة عفچ !

George Floyd

I do not understand what is happening in this world
Terrible things happen by horrible people.. Racism is also another type of pandemic
When I saw the neck of George Floyd under the knee of the police , I felt that I am black like George.

قصة واقعية :

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سالتني إحدى زميلاتي : أين تزرع النخلة ؟ قلت لها مبتسما في الشط ! ردت علي وهي تضحك يا عزا چا اني مو هذا قصدي .
وسالني احدهم في بغداد هل تسبحون بالماء في لندن ؟
قلت له بكل جدية لا ؛ نحن نسبح بالطين !

وصرخ احد طلبتي في الصف في جامعة صلاح الدين في اربيل ، أستاذ ما أفتهمت ؟ فقلت له ولم اقصد شيئا ، أعرف ذلك ! فضحك جميع طلبة الصف
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في المحاضرة الأولى لي في الصف قلت لطلبتي في كلية المنصور الجامعة سنة 1990 معرفا نفسي أنا كردي ، فقال احد الطلبة بصوت مسموع مو گلتلكم ، ضحكت وقلت له بس آني مو زوج ، ضحك جميع الطلبة وجاءني الطالب بعد ذلك واعتذر .

ديرة عفج

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سألني احد اصدقائي اليوم ، ماذا ستعمل بعد رفع الحظر عن چائحة كورونا ؟
ضحكت ساخرا وقلت له ساعمل رگاع بديرة عفچ !
استغرب صاحبي من الجواب وقال لي ، لماذا؟

قلت له ، كان السيد هوشيار زيباري خال كاكه مسعود وزيرا للخارجية واختصاصه علم الاجتماع ، وبعد عدة سنوات عين وزيرا للمالية ومعروف عنه لاعبا ماهرا ومشاركا في كل نوادي القمار الشهيرة في العالم ، وزير مالية قمارچي !

ثم جاء دور السيد فؤاد حسين مدير مكتب كاكه مسعود ، اختصاصه مترجم سابقا ودرس القانون الدستوري ، تم تعينه وزيرا للمالية وبعد حوالي سنة في حكومة فاشلة عين وزيرا للخارجية في حكومة الكاظمي .

Dearat Efach

One of my friends asked me today, what will you do after lifting the ban on coronavirus?
I laughed sarcastically, and told him I will work as a shoemaker in the town of Efach!
My friend was surprised by the answer and he said, why? My response was that Mr. Hoshyar Zebari who is the uncle of Mr. Masood Berzani, worked as the Minister of Foreign Affairs in Iraq and his specialization was in sociology, then after several years he was appointed as a Minister of Finance in Iraqi Government .

Short story:

One of my friends went to one of the government departments to fulfil his appointment requirement in the state departments, knowing that he belongs to the main party who is ruling the government. My friend raised his hands high by praying and asking the mighty Lord. He said in a loud voice, I pray to you, O Lord, to send me someone who can accept bribes and complete my work as I lost my confident in all people, and you, my Lord, are the best who cn rely on him.

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transsexuals (LGBT) in Iraq:

During the international day of LGBT, the Iraqi people and the government of Iraq complain and denounce the raising of the homosexual flag at a few Embassies in Iraq.
Anyone who wants to understand the issue of homosexuality and the tragedies that have taken place against them, will probably reconsider this matter.
I think it is a complex issue not only in Iraq but in most Islamic countries, also this issue needs important decisions and great understanding in order to address their psychological, legal, health and moral status.
Homosexuals and lesbians must be protected, even if they are considered unwanted group. Also, it is not permissible to physically or verbally attack on them and to throw or pushing them from high buildings, as happened in the Iraqi cities of Mosul, Tikrit and Anbar at the time of ISIS, or as they were physically assaulted and hit their heads with rock in Baghdad and some southern provinces.

Happy Birthday Captain Tom Moore:

Today is the thirtieth of April, 2020 the British pilot, Captain Tom Moore celebrates his 100th birthday, today he will receive a special congratulatory message from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, and today more than one hundred and forty thousand greeting cards have been received to him so far, also two British planes of the type that were Used by Captain Tom during World War II during his military service, the two planes flew this morning over his place a hundred times.

التسقيط الإعلامي والإعلام الساقط:

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يتميز الإعلام الرصين بدقة ورصانة وحيادية المعلومات ومنشأها أو مصادرها ، وأيضا يتوجب الاعلام الهادف أن يكون مفيدا وليس إعلاما مشوشا أو مخربا.

وكالات الإعلام الغربية تعتمد في تقاريرها على مراكز بحوث مختصة في تحليل الاخبار وطريقة وأسلوب عرضهما . العاملون في هذه المراكز لهم الكفاءة والخبرة والتدريب المستمر لمواكبة الأحداث أولا بأول.

معظم المراكز الإعلامية تتبع سياسات واستراتيجيات واهداف مدروسة بدقة وعلمية كبيرة وتمثل في معظمها سياسة الدولة التي تعمل فيها أو الشركة التي تمثلها وتمولها أو السعي لنشر الوعي الصحي أو الثقافي في مجتمعات بحاجة لها.

Inadequate media outfall:

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